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January, 2003 Newsletter


 
 
 
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    ******Easy To Understand News and Tips for Boaters******
 

    From Wayne Weber*************** http://www.brokeboats.com
 

      Volume # 466************************* Jan 10, 2003
 

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 Hello to all and a special thanks to Capt. Jack. -Wayne-
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Welcome aboard, I'm Jack Stone hailing from Baltimore, Maryland and the Magothy River, USA.
 
 Dubya was unable to work on the newsletter for January, so when he sent me a template and a conglamoration of information, I was more than happy to help. NOTE: Dubya is short for WW, which has always been my nickname for Wayne for over 20 years.
 I've been "messing about boats" for some 25 odd years, specializing mostly on your diesel and gasoline powered liveaboards and larger inboard boats, whereas Dubya's expertise lies in the smaller trailerable outboard and stern drive crafts.
 My first encounter with Dubya was 20 years ago on the Chesapeake Bay where he curtailed his fishing trip to cheerfully render assistance to a stranded boater...ME ! That afternoon he spent almost four hours, including 2 trips back to shore for tools and parts, making sure I was returned to service before he continued fishing. All he would accept for his trouble was a cold beverage and a "promise" to pass the favor along to others!
 We became close friends over the next few years so his good nature and generousity rubbed off on me a bit, his talent for explaining complex procedures in simple terms never did...must be genetic...If you think he does it well on his website, you should catch him in person; with a Jimmy Carter drawl and patience to match, he's always willing to  "let's see now."
 Dubya and I stayed in touch over the last 20 years and recently we have been working on an exciting new project together. It's on hold for now so I'll let him be the one to let you in on the details, but I will say that boaters everywhere will appreciate it.
 I hope you enjoy this issue, allthough delayed a bit, I've tried to include most of what Dubya had in mind for the first issue this year. With a little luck, maybe Dubya will be back on top of things next month with the latest news and information for you.
 I know it's cold out and the water's frozen, so stroll down to the dock and check the ice-eater; then come on back inside and get out the deck shoes and favorite caps....
Winter is for boat shows and I'm certain there's one in your neighborhood soon.
 Here's some websites with up to date boat show schedules and details:
 http://www.boatshows.com/
 
 
 
You won't find a better way to get up to date on the latest in new gear for boating. Most shows have seminars and classes offered daily at little or no charge, and cover every marine related topic you can imagine.
 Be sure to wear your deck shoes and climb aboard the new boats on display. If you have to dream; you might as well dream big! I will promise you it will induce dreams of Spring and warmer weather for sure.
 
 Hopefully; if I followed the correct steps, and the format is in place, you will get this copy of "Back on De Hill" over the weekend. I enjoyed lending a hand this month and look foward to Dubya's timely insights next month.
 
Should any of you mariners have some comments or complaints this month, you can write me at:
 captjack@brokeboats.com
 
Have a safe and pleasant voyage, Capt. Jack Stone
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    Check in your area for new rules that may take effect for 2003
 
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 WTC steel sent to Shipyard
Steel salvaged from the wreckage of the World Trade Center was headed to a Mississippi shipyard this month for use in the USS New York, a warship named in honor of those who perished in the Sept. 11 terrorist attack. It was the Navy's idea to incorporate the steel into the vessel. The USS New York will be the fifth of 12 amphibious assault ships in the San Antonio class, which the Navy calls one of its most technologically innovative. The 684-foot vessel will carry a crew of 402 plus as many as 800 Marines. 
 
 
 
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                     Boat Buyer's Guide - online
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Go Boating is launching its 2003 Boat Buyer's Guide, which it claims is the largest industry database of its kind, featuring over 3,000 new models for the coming year. The Buyer's Guide is now available in Go Boating's just-out January/February 2003 issue, which also celebrates the magazine's sixth anniversary.
 
The 2003 Boat Buyer's Guide will be posted online at:
 http://www.goboatingamerica.com/  in January.
 This online version will be updated regularly as new models are introduced, serving boaters throughout the year. Full-color pictures of the 2003 boats will appear beside the specifications, and visitors can then click a link that will take them directly to that company's website. The Buyer's Guide also lists pricing information for a vast majority of the models. Go Boating's 140-page January/February issue is the largest in the magazine's history.
 

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Oregon boaters unprepared for education requirement 
 

More than 55 percent of Oregon boaters who fall under the state's mandatory boater education law are not prepared for its phase-in, which begins on January 1, 2003, according to a Thursday, December 12 report of the Statesman Journal.
 
The law, which was passed in 1999, requires that boaters ages 30 and younger, and people of all ages who are supervising boaters age 12-15, must carry a Boater Education Card if operating a boat of at least 10 horsepower, the newspaper reported.
 
In addition, boaters ages 12 to 15 also must carry a card to operate any powerboat, and those under 12 years of age are forbidden to operate a powerboat.
 

Approximately 7,000 boaters under the age of 30, or 55 percent of boaters in that age group, have yet to obtain their Boater Education Card, according to the newspaper. Out of the 250,000 total boaters in the state, only 47,000 have taken the course.
 
In addition, instructors reported to the newspaper that enrollment in boaters' education courses is dropping, an occurrence they find surprising, especially because taking the course can lower boat and personal watercraft insurance by 10 to 15 percent.
 
Some boaters may be waiting to see the level of enforcement applied to the new law, while others may wait until boating season nears to take the class, the newspaper suggested.
 
Those who violate the law will receive a US$75 fine, according to the newspaper.
 
 

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The Marina Operators Association of America (MOAA) and the United States Coast Guard (USCG) have executed a Memorandum of Agreement formalizing the terms by which MOAA and the USCG will cooperate in an effort to ensure the security of the waters and ports of the United States, the association announced in a Tuesday, December 17 press release.
 
MOAA President William Anderson signed the agreement on behalf of MOAA, and the Assistant Commandant for Marine Safety, Security, and Environmental Protection, Rear Admiral Paul Pluta, signed on behalf of the USCG.
 
The signing ceremony took place at the USCG's Washington, DC, headquarters, and was witnessed by former MOAA President John Pheiffer, MOAA Executive Director James L. Frye, CMM, and MOAA Government Affairs Coordinator Stacey Proctor. Also in attendance at the ceremony were USCG Chief of Program Development and Implementation, Division for the Operations Policy Directorate Office of Boating Safety John M. Malatak, USCG Captain and Chief of the Office of Boating Safety Scott H. Evans, and USCG Commander Steven D. Poulin, Legal Adviser to the Port Security Directorate, MOAA reported.
 
Under the terms of the memorandum, MOAA and the USCG jointly agree to further the mutual goals of ensuring safe, secure, efficient, and environmentally responsible maritime operations. Specifically, the USCG agrees to provide opportunities through local Captains of the Port for MOAA to participate in local port security committees and subcommittees, while MOAA agrees to cooperate with the USCG in educating the public and its membership on maritime safety awareness.
 
"Since September 11, 2001, homeland security, and in particular, the security of America's ports and waterways, has been a major priority of the men and women charged with protecting our country," said MOAA President William Anderson. "By entering into this agreement with the Coast Guard, MOAA is offering the services of both marina operators and owners and the recreational boating community to the nation as yet another deterrent to those wishing to do our country harm."
 
Anderson explained that in the coming months, MOAA will be creating a national outreach program to educate marina operators, owners and recreational boaters as to ways they can get involved with this new national security initiative.
 
 

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Rescue was a Comfort after two days in the ocean
By JACK DORSEY, The Virginian-Pilot
 January 9, 2003 
 
 
Your fishing boat sank two days ago. Since then, you've been floating in the Atlantic Ocean, bobbing in stormy seas with waves up to 15 feet high.
Finally, a ship appears on the horizon -- a big ship. It is nearly 900 feet long and has 50-foot-tall red crosses on its hull. Aboard are 300 medical personnel and 1,000 empty hospital beds.
 
You are about to be rescued by the USNS Comfort, the world's largest floating hospital.
 
The Comfort, on its way to the Middle East in preparation for a possible war with Iraq, diverted from its course Wednesday to pluck a man from the Atlantic about 80 miles northeast of Bermuda.
 

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The U.S. Coast Guard has formally stepped into the life jacket debate with a new regulation that went into effect on Christmas Eve.
 
According to the new regulation, all children under 13 years of age are now required to wear Coast Guard-approved life jackets while aboard recreational vessels underway, except when the children are below decks or in an enclosed cabin.
 
According to Coast Guard officials, the new rule was created to address the problem of childhood drownings while boating. Between 1995 and 2001, 210 children under the age of 13 died while boating; 121 of these deaths were from drowning. Most of these deaths could have been prevented if the child had been wearing a properly fitting life jacket, the Coast Guard said in a press release.
 
This rule affects only those states that have not established requirements, by statute or rule, for children to wear life jackets. For the remaining states, the rule recognizes and adopts the existing state regulation, even if it is less stringent, the press release said.
 
Penalties for a boat operator who fails to have all children under the age of 13 wear a life jacket are similar to those for failing to have life jackets on board. Penalties may be assessed up to a maximum of $1,100 for each violation.
 
The United States Coast Guard published the Interim Rule in the Federal Register on June 24, and, in cooperation with state boating safety agencies, has been conducting a six-month education and public awareness phase end Dec. 31.
 
States with no current regulation for life jacket wear by children included Colorado, Guam, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Minnesota, the Northern Mariana Islands, New Mexico, North Carolina, Virgin Islands, Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.
 

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 Dubya has tried to keep you up to date on the Concept Boat competition and here's the winners!
 
A sailing catamaran with berths for four that folds up for easy transportation is the winner of the first Concept Boat competition, which challenged entrants to design a "transportable boat of the future."
 
The Concept Boat 2002 competition was launched at the 2001 Southampton Boat Show in the United Kingdom as part of a drive by the British Marine Federation (BMF) and the Royal Institution of Naval Architects (RINA) to boost the global small craft industry by injecting new dynamism and innovation into boat design.
 
The winning entry, Jasmin, was designed by Gray Treadwell, a New Zealander who works in the computer industry. The judges chose to award the £5,000 first prize to Treadwell because they were impressed by several aspects of Jasmin's design, including her transportability, performance and sheer innovation.
 
A rigged scale model of Jasmin has been constructed by staff and students at the College of Falmouth in Cornwall, one of the UK's leading centers of boat building and boat design, and is on display at The Schroders London Boat Show from 2-12 January 2003 on the Concept Boat stand (66a).
 
Row boat takes second place
 
A second prize of £3,000 has been awarded for the ROCAT Rowing Catamaran. Frustrated at not being able to find a fast, stable boat to row on the sea, Cornwall, UK-based industrial designer Christopher Laughton was inspired to design one himself.
 
The judges were impressed with the unusual rowing system, ease of transport and extreme stability, which make it ideal for novice and skilled oarsmen. Visitors to the boat show can see a prototype of the ROCAT at the Concept Boat stand.
 
Work boat takes third place
 
Mike Munson, a naval architect from Plymouth, won the third prize of £2,000 for Boxcat, a transformable workboat that travels as a standard 20-foot container but converts quickly into a powered catamaran for flood relief use. The judges thought it was a clever idea and were impressed with its potential for both flood relief work and general work in any sheltered waters.
 
"All of the entrants to the Concept Boat competition showed great imagination and innovation but the three winners were truly exceptional," said John Clarke, chief executive of the BMF. "The creative thinking of the winning designers, coupled with their practical application of marine engineering principles, will help keep marine businesses at the cutting edge of industry."
 
Two other entries commended
 
In addition to the three prize winners, two entries were highly commended by the judges.
 
The first of these is The Genie, designed by Keith Matthews from Dunstable in the United Kingdom, a collapsible five-person dinghy suitable for both leisure and commercial use. The judges were intrigued by the self-filling and sealing air buoyancy that allows rapid deployment and thought the design truly revolutionary.
 
Matthews, an experienced engineering designer who has now directed his expertise to boats, holds patents on The Genie's design in the United Kingdom, France, Australia and the United States. The Genie is being displayed at the Concept Boat stand.
 
The second highly commended design is the Valti, described as "a clever flat pack two-man outrigger canoe" that folds down to a 3.8-meter x 0.75-meter x 0.12-meter package. It is extremely easy to assemble and since it weighs a mere 20 kilograms, it can be tucked under the arms of its two paddlers. The judges liked Valti's absolute simplicity. Valti was designed by Florian Franz, an Austrian born industrial designer who works on office furniture and shop design.
 
The winners of the 2002 Concept Boat competition will receive their awards at the Schroders London Boat Show on Monday, January 6. Designers, whether professional or amateur, boating enthusiast or "landlubber," can now enter the Concept Boat 2003 competition. This year's entrants are being asked to come up with a design that encourages a new waterborne activity, satisfies a previously unfulfilled need or is a significant advance on existing craft designed for the same use.
 

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               NEW OUTBOARD DEALERS
 
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Yamaha Marine Group has brought eight new dealers on board to carry boat lines featuring Yamaha outboard engines, it announced on December 18. The dealers include:
 
A.K. McCallum Co., Fayetteville, North Carolina
 
Angler's Boatworks Inc., Grasonville, Maryland
 
Atlantic Marine Brokers, Waueland, Mississippi
 
Birbarie Marine Sales, Branford, Connecticut
 
Duck Key Marina, Duck Key, Florida
 
The Mooring, Oceanside, New York
 
RoughWater Marine, Gautier, Mississippi
 
Scotties Canvas & Marine Outfitters, North Fort Myers, Florida
 

                  
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Honda Marine has added 13 more dealers to its network, the company reported on Thursday, January 16.
 
The new dealers include:
 
 Inflatable Xperts, Portsmouth, Rhode Island
 Palm Beach Yacht Center, Hypoluxo, Florida
 Pharo Marine, Waunakee, Wisconsin
 Seven Seas Yacht Sales, Stuart, Florida
 Pine Crest Marine Wawasee Inc., Syracuse, Indiana
 Hansen Cycle Sports, Grand Forks, North Dakota
 Omega Marine, Irondale, Alabama
 White Oak Boats & Motors, White Oak, Texas
 Smith's Marina & Drydock Inc., Northport, Alabama
 Smith Mountain Boat & Tackle, Penhook, Virginia
 Sun Fun Marine, Brice, Ohio
 Twin Cove Marine Sales, Jacksboro, Tennessee
 Ritchie Powersports, Athens, Tennessee
 
 
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Bombardier is offering a 2003 Boat Show Promotion through which participants will receive 7-year coverage on Evinrude and a 4-year coverage on Johnson 40 horsepower and larger outboard engines for recreational use in the United States or Canada from a participating dealer, the company announced on Thursday, January 2.
 
Consumers can select one of the following options:
 
A retail rebate (on Evinrude product US$7/hp; on Johnson US$4/hp)
 
An extended protection plan providing a total of 7 years protection on Evinrude (3-year limited non-declining warranty from Bombardier, plus a 4-year extended service protection plan)
 
A total of 4 years protection on Johnson (2-year limited non-declining warranty on Johnson 2-stroke plus a 2-year extended service protection plan; 3-year limited non-declining warranty on Johnson 4-stroke plus a 1-year extended service protection plan.
 
The promotion covers the purchase of a new, unregistered 2002 or 2003 Evinrude or Johnson.
Outboards must be purchased or ordered between December 15, 2002 and April 15, 2003. Purchase is limited to three outboards per person.
 
"Offering this length of protection plan reflects our success in manufacturing products that set a new standard for durability, quality and reliability," said the company:
 
 
 

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Every morning my delete button gets a good workout, however when I
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world. Thank you for the newsletter and a job well done.
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I have been going crazy trying to find the site for a new Car Boat, James
Bond type of vehicle. I found it in March but forgot where it is. As a
concept it looked great & was to be produced by year end.40 mph on water 90
on land.
Any word on this type of thing?
Maybe another boater remembers where it is and can let me know.
 
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Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life --until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies...nothing... only bananas and coconuts.
 
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
 
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
 
"Amazing,' he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."
 
"Oh, this?' replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches. And the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
 
"But, but, that's impossible,' stutters Ed. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"
 
"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." Ed is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says.
 
After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As Ed looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, he could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please. Would you like to have a drink?"
 
"No, no, thank you.' he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "How about a Pina Colada?"
 
Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces,
 
"I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
 
No longer questioning anything, Ed goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "Wow! This woman is amazing!" he muses, "What next?"
 
When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months. You know..." She stares into his eyes.
 
He can't believe what he's hearing: "You mean---", he swallows excitedly, "I can check my email?!"
 
From: JOKE OF THE DAY online.
 

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